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Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve.

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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Evan Esar

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djmotwister:

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were in Moscow to promote the Friends with Benefits, during which they had a press conference. Mila was born in the Ukraine and speaks fluent Russian, so when a reporter asked JT why he was making sh*tty movies instead of sh*itty music, Mila came right at that b*tch with some Communist fire before Justin could even translate the question. You can find the real translation here

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